oh idk, RIP tho

Slowpoke is a laughably slow Pokémon, so this meme template always involves news or jokes from years ago as an integral part of its own joke. This one is about Tiger Woods’ affair.

I could be misinterpreting the article, but it seems Ken Jennings is actually shunning Newsom for being open to the idea that there shouldn’t be trans kids or trans people in sports.

🤢🤮

My life is a series of unintentional Letterkenny references

I should probably watch it at this point

I’ve seen advice to turn the firewall on, but that would probably mess up any multiplayer.

Tbh I just started playing Unciv instead, which is an open-source recreation of Civ V + G&K, with a BNW mod already existing.

AFAIK, there are mods that add Civ VI rules as well. It’s been great for me because you can play it on your phone, so you can start a Marathon game with your friends and just crack out a few turns throughout the day.

Do you have any idea how much pussy you can get wearing this shit?

Been a while since I’ve seen any Superman, but I’m pretty sure a major part of Lex Luthor’s character is he’s selfish, but he also thinks he’s helping humanity by trying to get rid of Superman.

From what I understand, these are the data types their EULA allows them to collect:

• Identifiers / Contact Information: Name, user name, gamertag, postal and email address, phone number, unique IDs, mobile device ID, platform ID, gaming service ID, advertising ID (IDFA, Android ID) and IP address
• Protected Characteristics: Age and gender
• Commercial Information: Purchase and usage history and preferences, including gameplay information
• Billing Information: Payment information (credit / debit card information) and shipping address
• Internet / Electronic Activity: Web / app browsing and gameplay information related to the Services; information about your online interaction(s) with the Services or our advertising; and details about the games and platforms you use and other information related to installed applications
• Device and Usage Data: Device type, software and hardware details, language settings, browser type and version, operating system, and information about how users use and interact with the Services (e.g., content viewed, pages visited, clicks, scrolls)
• Profile Inferences: Inferences made from your information and web activity to help create a personalized profile so we can identify goods and services that may be of interest
• Audio / Visual Information: Account photos, images, and avatars, audio information via chat features and functionality, and gameplay recordings and video footage (such as when you participate in playtesting)
• Sensitive Information: Precise location information (if you allow the Services to collect your location), account credentials (user name and password), and contents of communications via chat features and functionality.

Now, this may not be any more egregious than other big corpo EULAs, but I really don’t want Take2/2K to have a full profile on me in their database.

Just a warning, 2K’s new EULA is EXTREMELY invasive.

Sweat baby, sweat baby
Sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kinda stuff
That only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants
And I bet you’ll feel nuts
Yes I’m Siskel, yes I’m Ebert
And you’re getting two thumbs up

“I LOVE THE UNEDUCATED”

This strip itself is a wholesome take on the old (dark as fuck) “joke”:

“What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?”

“Hit her until she starts washing dishes again.”

Referring to your spouse as your dishwasher is a little dehumanizing, but I get what the cartoonist was going for.

Beautiful post OP, this is art.

Oops, turns out that was all of his supporters.

I wonder if, because that’s how most of the world got things done for a little bit, we retroactively apply slavery as the only solution to how the ancients got stuff done?

I knew someone would comment this. Evangelicals are the modern-day Pharisees.

Apparently lol. People don’t know Death Generator I guess.

AI

There you go.

Oh no! The consequences of my own actions!