- To be fair, knowing 10000 things is far from knowing everything. - So in Chinese traditions “10000” is just a stand in for “really big number”. Kind of like how, at least here in the states, well say “there’s a million of them”. Not that there is literally 1,000,000 of the thing, but more there is just a lot of them. - there’s a myriad of phrases like that - Just to spell it out for people: myriad means 10,000 but has been used as a stand in for “huge variety” for so long that people don’t know that anymore. 
- Yeah, a ton 
 
 
- Still pretty impressive for an owl. 
- If words count as things, then most people know way more than that. - Even concepts can easily surpass that - I know at least 8356 numbers alone - Wow, I only know 8355 numbers. That’s very impressive. 
- I can do ya one better… 
 
 
 
 
- Well, this local mushroom is either the Taste Scrumptiouspuff, which is amazing is stews, roasts and stirfry… or the murderkilldeathshroom. Would you say this fringe is curved with a swirl, or swirled with a curve? - Can’t tell if my back hurts because random millennial moment after mushroom foraging, or because my kidneys are failing. - Or both! 
 
 
- Some areas have mushrooms that are so similar the only reliable way to identify them is using a spore print. - Plants and animals tend to have more distinct identifying features like leaf patterns, bark texture or hair color. 
- In my part of the world, there are at least a dozen+ culinary and/or medicinal mushrooms that are distinctive and easy to identify (even by casuals like me). These don’t really have any dangerous look-a-likes that also grow in the same area. I stick to those and those alone. Granted, even at 12 or so species that I can ID, that’s probably like a tiny fraction of the number of different species that exist in this area. 
- I’m the opposite, I can tell some really difficult mushrooms apart due to good ol’ hyperfixation but I still know jack about plants and trees. 
- Well it’s a white mushroom with gills so that narrows the possibility space to 1 mildly tasty shroom and eight gorillion super deadly poisonous liver failure shrooms - So you’re saying there’s a chance… 
 



