Viva La Dirt League has some great “Epic NPC Man” skits on this.
“Please, Adventurer, my family is desperate, won’t you buy a carrot?”
“Oh, greaaat, thank you, yes, the Golden Skull of Raul, here’s all of my life savings. I guess I only needed one daughter anyway. Now will you please buy an apple?”
“No? No. Of course not. You’ve ruined me, Adventurer!”
Viva La Dirt League has some great “Epic NPC Man” skits on this.
“Please, Adventurer, my family is desperate, won’t you buy a carrot?”
“Oh, greaaat, thank you, yes, the Golden Skull of Raul, here’s all of my life savings. I guess I only needed one daughter anyway. Now will you please buy an apple?”
“No? No. Of course not. You’ve ruined me, Adventurer!”
(Paraphrased from memory)
Found it!
Adam’s signature NPC crying intensifies