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minus-squaresupernicepojo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down1·2 days agoI cast Body Dysmorphia as a cantrip! Roll to save!
minus-squareZagorath@aussie.zonecakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·2 days agoThat’s definitely at least a 2nd rank spell.
minus-squareHonytawk@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 days agoNo, that is the kink shame level 1 spell
minus-squareidiomaddict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 days agoVicious mockery is deffo a cantrip…
minus-squareLandless2029@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22arrow-down1·edit-22 days ago Nat 20 let’s fucking go.
minus-squaremanny_stillwagon@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up31·edit-22 days agoYou’re a short motherfucker and nobody likes you! flute noises BITCH! Everybody says, “Look how fucking short that guys is.” And that stops you from forming meaningful relationships. When you were born everybody thought that you were just a head But then the doctor said, "WAIT! This stupid, motherfucking, tiny, short-ass baby Got a tiny, little, itty-bitty body And I hate it!"
minus-squarelagoon8622@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 days agoFor those unaware, it’s a certified banger https://youtu.be/ZjlYFWLUDBQ
minus-squareLandless2029@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoOddly appropriate lyrics in this context omfg
I cast Body Dysmorphia as a cantrip! Roll to save!
That’s definitely at least a 2nd rank spell.
They took the feats
No, that is the kink shame level 1 spell
Vicious mockery is deffo a cantrip…
You’re a short motherfucker and nobody likes you!
flute noises BITCH!
Everybody says, “Look how fucking short that guys is.”
And that stops you from forming meaningful relationships.
When you were born everybody thought that you were just a head
But then the doctor said, "WAIT!
This stupid, motherfucking, tiny, short-ass baby Got a tiny, little, itty-bitty body
And I hate it!"
For those unaware, it’s a certified banger
https://youtu.be/ZjlYFWLUDBQ
Can’t forget the animated video
LOOT THAT BODY
Oddly appropriate lyrics in this context omfg