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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

Anon considers LASIK

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Anon considers LASIK

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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  • Philharmonic3@lemmy.world
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    What’s the success rate? Oh yeah, over 95%. Get outta here

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      5% is way too high of a chance of getting permanent chronic dry eyes.

      Go look at horror stories on the dry eyes subreddit and take note of the people considering a permanent solution.

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      Xcom players: nah. Fuck that

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        I feel this in my bones…

        …unlike the Muton who just Neo’d his way through 4 overwatches.

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      meaning around 1 in 20 people who do it end up facing consequences? that sounds like quite a lot actually, at least when its about longterm health.

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        A little less so when the main consequence 1/20 people face is something like dry eyes.

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          You’ve clearly never dealt with dry eyes.

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          Or halos, which are just a little annoying

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