his little face in the reflection is so cute
why is it my reflection looks like i have a third chin? and this kitty’s is a pixar character?
There is no spoon.
Don’t make me watch that movie. I’ll do it!
You won’t want it, you’re too chicken.
Buaaagh buagh buagh buagh.
When you gaze into the spoon, the spoon also gazes into you
You ever wonder if your spoon-dimension self can pull you in and switch places and then you are stuck in the spoon dimension and the only other things there are things the spoon is currently reflecting. Then you have to wait for you spoon dimension Doppelganger to let its guard down while eating cereal to have a chance at switching back but it waited for decades to get out and is already keen to your tricks.
This is why I only use forks.
I ain’t going back to that spoon, man.
