“Grandma what big teeth you have”

Looks like a layer of skin was taken off.

A few of my cats over the years have had similar where it weeps constantly as the trapped fur pulls the scab open over and over as they move around and groom themselves until the underlying wound heals and the sticky, gooey mess of fur and scab come off.

“Purrturbed”

The brushing most probably overstimulated her.

Someone unplugged the ethernet cable and they all came pouring out as the internet is made of cats.

https://youtu.be/Jz-t5F7uGjo

That look is more of a “get the wet food out servant!” to me.

<David Attenborough voice>

And here we have the elusive fibre vampire, found in the midst of feasting on its second most common prey the paper towel roll.

It looks like we have startled it and it is displaying its fangs to ward us off.

This specimen looks to be a young juvenile male just coming into his adult plumage.

We shall leave him in peace to finish his meal.

</David Attenborough voice>

Easy fix, start giving them a head rub then when they move their head to provide better access to the part they want rubbed or scritched use your other hand to slide the book out.

Or concerned about your fashion choices.

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They are hard at work hunting the mouse (cursor).

“I’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty”

Are you sure that they don’t prefer listening to audio books?

I had the same problem with my previous case.

I ended up placing a coaster with a cork back over the buttons, the cork helped it to not slide around.

You act like that’s a bad thing.

"The perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.

A survivor… unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality. "

Looks like they have a part in a Studio Ghibli film

That’s the chaos loading level display.