She invited you over at 2am cuz she wanted the D you fucking idiot
Hit the gym and stay consistent about it. Not only will you feel better about yourself you’ll also be able to manage the physical pain you will have a lot better.
Buy bitcoin and dump all of it at 65k
You’re trans and mom’s headaches aren’t normal she needs to get them checked out
Always take spare batteries for your GameBoy
The real life changing advice ⬆️
Game Gear was the worst for this. 6 batteries gets like 2hrs of play
DO NOT START DRINKING
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That doesn’t mean that things can’t be better!
Or worse.
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You’re experiencing abuse and it’s not normal. You also don’t have to put up with your family because they’re your family.
You’ll regret buying Heroes of Might and Magic 3, but you’ll soon appreciate its greatness. Also, hold off buying a game called Skyrim until the Anniversary Edition releases.
“Those teachers and your fellow students? They’re not actually that stupid and you’re not crazy. Confront your parents about those standardized tests the school had you take; they’re hiding the results from you. You could do so much more if only they’d let you skip some grades, but they don’t want you to grow up too fast and think you’ll socialize better if you don’t skip. You’ll be bored and never learn how to actually learn hard subjects if you don’t get away from these imbeciles quick. Oh, and you’ll develop a condescending tone which drives away every potential friend you could have had if you don’t do this. Also, you’re trans.”
Don’t go into manual labor.
When dad gives you advice, do the exact opposite. He’s not stupid, the world has just changed so much since he was a kid.
College is not for you. I know you are looking forward to it but it will ruin your mental health, land you in massive debt, and lead to a suicide attempt. You won’t finish anyway. Join a union and don’t work for a place that makes aluminum molds. Do lots of ab workouts and you could avoid a couple of hernias
“You’re trans lul, and don’t worry about coming out your mom is nice and dad doesn’t give a fuck” Honestly would probably make my childhood harder but would make my mid/late teens onward a lot less confusing and painful.
Your parents are mentally ill. And you will be too. Ask them.