God I hope it’s at least numbed tomorrow. I’m struggling tonight with keeping my self alive

My wife says my sweat doesn’t have a scent unless I eat garlic or I’m having sex. So if you smell my bo I just came from eating a pizza, or I just came

Owen Lincoln Potter. An alias I used in college when I was fucking around like an idiot

The inhaler for me felt like pins and needles in my chest. If I didn’t have it though I would go down

Chick-fil-A

Encouraged my bullies to keep it up, stood me up in class to talk about everything I did wrong on my book report, shook me like a ragdoll for not turning in my religion homework and hurt my neck. 5th-8th grades sucked big time

I’m on new medication and I cry at hallmark commercials. I am happier than before though

Apparently when I’m coming out of anesthesia I’m a massive perv and will make really inappropriate come ons to the medical staff. I feel even worse about it now that I know they already have to deal with it from their coworkers. I already warn them that it happens so at least they are forwarned right?

Beautiful!

I do have a question. Do the pearls actually stimulate you or do they just look pretty? I was thinking about getting a pair for my fiance and wanted to know if they are worth buying

Sauce?

College is not for you. I know you are looking forward to it but it will ruin your mental health, land you in massive debt, and lead to a suicide attempt. You won’t finish anyway. Join a union and don’t work for a place that makes aluminum molds. Do lots of ab workouts and you could avoid a couple of hernias

I’ve been dying to play in-person d&d again.