Stoner neighbor friend says " Bro, you should do undergrad
research at some lab at school, it’s really easy and they give you an A at the end of the semester.
ok
do undergrad bitch work get easy A
They ask me to do a master’s. Ok
they told me I could do a PhD. Ok
apply to national lab for post doc
accepted
working there 10+ years
boss retiring, says I have to run the research group now
Actually, though? Or did you just make that up?
True story