That’s why when I grab my popcorn at the cinema I loudly proclaim “no homo” before going down on Bruce, my coworker.

Wouldn’t want it to get awkward

Is calling a corn kernel a nut some kind of European thing?

Well, you are eating endosperm.

What if that was your intention all along…

Making sonic memes and saying bazinga is gay because anything outside of the actual sexual preference is socially constructed “performance norms” and I can make up whatever the fuck I want.

gay/not gay

Delicious 😍

Fill your mouth with Orville’s finest buttery hot seed.