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minus-squareKokesh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up187arrow-down2·25 days agoI think the only one that can solve all of their problems is elon. He would fix it in few weeks. Include him in next launch, he will troubleshoot directly on the Moon. Please, someone, send that asshole to space.
minus-squareroofuskit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up57·25 days agoAnd he’s so full of hot air he doesn’t even need a suit.
minus-squareKokesh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·25 days agoHe would try to smoke the moon regolith and come up with some rad ideas. Occupy Moon! Yeeeeaah
minus-squareThrashy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·25 days agoElon in his Cave Johnson era and we’re here for it
minus-squareroofuskit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·25 days agoThat would be awesome. It’s pretty much super asbestos.
minus-squareSolarMonkey@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-224 days agoI mean, I would too, just to see if the moon is special. I mean look, scientists (and random bored people) for thousands of years did the same thing. Tasted things, consumed things to see what they do… Has anyone smoked the moon yet? No. So we don’t actually know. We can speculate it does nothing, but we don’t know. Maybe snort moon dust? Probably more practical.
minus-squaremarshadow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·25 days agoHad me in the first half, ngl
I think the only one that can solve all of their problems is elon. He would fix it in few weeks. Include him in next launch, he will troubleshoot directly on the Moon. Please, someone, send that asshole to space.
And he’s so full of hot air he doesn’t even need a suit.
He would try to smoke the moon regolith and come up with some rad ideas. Occupy Moon! Yeeeeaah
Elon in his Cave Johnson era and we’re here for it
That would be awesome. It’s pretty much super asbestos.
I mean, I would too, just to see if the moon is special.
I mean look, scientists (and random bored people) for thousands of years did the same thing. Tasted things, consumed things to see what they do…
Has anyone smoked the moon yet? No. So we don’t actually know. We can speculate it does nothing, but we don’t know.
Maybe snort moon dust? Probably more practical.
Had me in the first half, ngl
Haha, that was the idea 🤣