cm0002@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoAthena spacecraft declared dead after toppling over on moonwww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square57fedilinkarrow-up1301arrow-down14
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minus-squareKokesh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up187arrow-down2·2 months agoI think the only one that can solve all of their problems is elon. He would fix it in few weeks. Include him in next launch, he will troubleshoot directly on the Moon. Please, someone, send that asshole to space.
minus-squareroofuskit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up57·2 months agoAnd he’s so full of hot air he doesn’t even need a suit.
minus-squareKokesh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 months agoHe would try to smoke the moon regolith and come up with some rad ideas. Occupy Moon! Yeeeeaah
minus-squareThrashy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoElon in his Cave Johnson era and we’re here for it
minus-squareroofuskit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoThat would be awesome. It’s pretty much super asbestos.
minus-squareSolarMonkey@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-22 months agoI mean, I would too, just to see if the moon is special. I mean look, scientists (and random bored people) for thousands of years did the same thing. Tasted things, consumed things to see what they do… Has anyone smoked the moon yet? No. So we don’t actually know. We can speculate it does nothing, but we don’t know. Maybe snort moon dust? Probably more practical.
minus-squaremarshadow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·2 months agoHad me in the first half, ngl
I think the only one that can solve all of their problems is elon. He would fix it in few weeks. Include him in next launch, he will troubleshoot directly on the Moon. Please, someone, send that asshole to space.
And he’s so full of hot air he doesn’t even need a suit.
He would try to smoke the moon regolith and come up with some rad ideas. Occupy Moon! Yeeeeaah
Elon in his Cave Johnson era and we’re here for it
That would be awesome. It’s pretty much super asbestos.
I mean, I would too, just to see if the moon is special.
I mean look, scientists (and random bored people) for thousands of years did the same thing. Tasted things, consumed things to see what they do…
Has anyone smoked the moon yet? No. So we don’t actually know. We can speculate it does nothing, but we don’t know.
Maybe snort moon dust? Probably more practical.
Had me in the first half, ngl
Haha, that was the idea 🤣