Sam Bankman-Fried thought there was a 5% chance he would be president, Caroline Ellison testified in his trial::Sam Bankman-Fried told Caroline Ellison that he could one day be the US president, she testified on Tuesday.
I don’t think SBF has enough criminal allegations to be president. He hasn’t even grabbed someone by the pussy.
He’s using the trump defense. “I might be president one day!” so the judge goes “Oh, in that case, we’re done here, can’t be prosecuting the future President of the United States, case dismissed” and then Einstein appears and gives SBF $100% and an bald eagle weeps a single tear and they go for pizza and cheeseburgers.
You call this erotic fiction? Bwa!
Tell ya what. That’s a weird lookin’ gal.
Don’t do meth yo
It’s more to do with the courtroom artist doing mushrooms.
I think the courtroom artist improved upon what he had to work with.
And SBF isn’t weird looking?
Oh yeah… he’s kinda wobbly looking too. Bad AI vision.
Given the other two she clearly pissed off the court illustrator somehow
This gal is by far the most goblin looking creature I’ve ever seen. A bit mean, not very relevant, but lmao it’s fascinating to me.
And good lord, this Bankman-Fried, he’s getting overcooked to a crisp.
I believe other commentators described her as a wood nymph
She described herself as a wood nymph
You mean like a termite nymph?
lol, a nymph isn’t exactly the first thing that comes to my mind but some creature or another sure
