- You should open the venti, it reeks in there. - Because of the massive trumps. 
 
- I went to a Starbucks once and he started yapping all this terminology at me and I just said “a medium hot chocolate, please”. - Then got charged four quid. - you ever wanna really make their brain skip a beat - ask for a black coffee in the biggest cup - totally makes them have to stop and think and they always catch themselves trying to add something to it. I will usually add, no I don’t want room for cream but I do want a little room so it doesn’t bounce out when I try to start drinking it - I wish I liked coffee to be able to do that. Then again, their prices are so exaggerated throwing the coffee away after the bit has about the same value as drinking it. - i don’t get their coffee very often but back when I did, it was like $2 for just a huge coffee. I’d rarely finish it but would do the job. When it started costing more, I don’t go there much. When I do it’s with a gift card someone’s gifted to me. - Find you a small local place that sells branded mugs and offers $1 refills. - That sounds very American 
 
 
 
- Their coffee is burnt tasting, why would you want it? - I don’t find it burnt tasting, but for my taste it’s so sweet i can barely taste anything else in it. I tried to like it but ultimately it was just not for me 
- Only when they leave it sitting for too long. If you can get a fresh brew its actually quite nice. That is a big IF though. - Hkw tf do you get a non fresh brew at a starbucks - Lazy baristas or cheap managers let the coffee sit in the heated carafe too long. 
 
 
 
 
 
- Fun fact. Venti just means 20 in Italian. So when you order a venti hot latte, it’s 20oz. Which is not true for the cold drinks, which is 24oz. - Imagine someone coming up to the counter to inform the barista that someone took a 20 oz shit - “Oh and here’s your scale back.” - I think it’s funnier to imply they eyeballed it, lol 
 
- Shit is weighed in courics 
- Burnt shit. 
 
- My understanding is the cup size is different because cold drinks typically have ice that gets added to the same amount of liquid. 
 
- Yup, I took a large venti in your bathroom 
- It’s a Venti low-whip triple-curler with nuts on top 
- That the room for it, what’s the issue? - I was wondering that myself. Perhaps they went in the urinal?  
 
- I have ordered a “medium” many times, they understand sensible sizes too. 





