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arrow-up1440arrow-down1imageAnon goes on a first datesh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 months agomessage-square126fedilink
minus-squareThirdConsul@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4 months agoAs a gay man, I have a novel solution to the problem.
minus-squarekemsat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·4 months agoOk, but it’s not like it’s a choice to be gay…
minus-squareclickyello@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·4 months agoit is a choice. and I make it. you’re gay now *poof!*
minus-squarephlegmy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 months agoGetting both uses out of ‘poof’ there
minus-squarekemsat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·4 months agoThat a gayer version of “your body, my choice?”
minus-squareArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-24 months ago I seriously think that my life would probably have been easier if I were gay. A heterosexual relationship usually requires finding a woman who enjoys my company despite having effectively no common interests with me.
As a gay man, I have a novel solution to the problem.
Ok, but it’s not like it’s a choice to be gay…
it is a choice.
and I make it.
you’re gay now
*poof!*
Getting both uses out of ‘poof’ there
That a gayer version of “your body, my choice?”
I seriously think that my life would probably have been easier if I were gay. A heterosexual relationship usually requires finding a woman who enjoys my company despite having effectively no common interests with me.