Oh no, how sad. Hang on, I’m sure I have the world’s smallest violin around her somewhere.

Not a game I’ve seen mentioned much, but I would recommend Whiplash if you like dark humor and 3D platformer action games.

Part II is really polarizing in the community, but I personally loved it more than the first. However, I found it to be far more depressing. YMMV, but it’s worth keeping in mind that you’ll want to be emotionally prepared going into it.

Dear UnitedHealthcare,

I’ve had your coverage before. You’re the worst health insurance I’ve ever had. Not only was I paying your premiums, but my healthcare costs were like I wasn’t even insured to begin with. My financial situation would have been marginally better if I hadn’t been paying for your coverage at all and this was at a time when I could barely afford rent and food. Go suck on some donkey ass.

Sincerely,

A former customer

American here. You’re definitely not a moron. Too many of our own people are for not taking the orange idiot seriously. He may be tremendously stupid, but he has more than enough malice and greed to make up for it. And the people staffing his regime are honestly worse.

I wouldn’t want the wealthy to feel left out. Perhaps we should roll out the guillotines?

I’m so sick of “warnings” and “caution”. This is actually illegal. The regime is actively dismantling the government. What do these officials expect us to take away from their irresponsibly vague warnings? What is it they expect us to do? Civil unrest is the only option I see left on the table, but it’s their job to make sure it doesn’t come to that.

Given how Trump openly spoke about them while campaigning and outright saying he would deport them, I really don’t know what they expected and I have little sympathy. They enabled the nazis, now they suffer the consequences along with the rest of us.

It’s such a no brainer

That right there is precisely the point. Lead damages brain function. Their constituents not having functional brains is exactly what keeps them in power.

He’s clearly trying to make himself seem more appealing to the orange man in DC.

At this rate, it won’t be long before their final solution includes LGBT people.

He could have just as easily not done anything and gone home. None of what he did makes any sense.

and the mandate from the American people

I’d appreciate if they left me out of this. I do not approve of this shit show, I voted against it, and I want no part of it.

At this rate, I think a few Americans might help.

This is gonna lead to things getting a whole lot worse for everyone. If the punishment for literally anything they happen to decide is a crime can be death, that leaves people with absolutely no reason not to fight back violently. Not like the punishment could get any worse.

My head canon is that it was simple reverse psychology. Biden really wanted to keep Cuba on the list, but also wanted to score some easy political points on the way out, so he made a show of how he was de-listing them, knowing Trump would undo it a week later because Trump is an immature crybaby bitch.

Just think of how low our grocery prices will be after… checks notes… the immigrants are rounded up and put in concentration camps… I’m certain there’s concept of a plan in there somewhere, just you wait!

I’ve been in the honesty camp for the last decade, however I’ve come to accept that I’ll never love myself. I still have my anger, but I focus it inward where it belongs.

Don’t forget all the effort he put in for years to not scream from the top of his lungs that he’s a nazi. It’s tough, I bet he even broke a sweat.

I made this trade once upon a time. 0/5 stars, would not recommend.