Why’d they write “cum drops” without the umlaut making “cum drops” rhyme with “gum drops.”

I remember my first flying lesson

We’re all in danger of being illegal.

New pipes nice!

Can they drink the water yet or is it still flammable?

I’m hoping this is extinction behavior from the right.

It’s unlikely.

Come to Florida and you can be surrounded by huge dicks year round!

Moderation is an imaginary place that exists wherever I exist

What. He is a fascist.

If a fascist threatens a fascist, let them fight.

Panpsychists like:

Sorry for the convenience

Lmfao what free healthcare?

Fascists can scratch fascists, too!

Any suggestions for good reads?

You can DM me if you think they’ll remove it here.

Ah lol I wouldn’t have viewed this as a “stupid poles” joke because I lack the context and have often called food with bees on them spicy.

But, if it’s a thing, I guess it’s a thing.

Yes.

I’ll do it! Pay me, Billiam!

Find what?

I haven’t had “traditional” social media for years and what I did have has since been deleted, or so I’m told.

Played bloody knuckles with hard copy of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire once in grade school, and still have a lil mark from it.

I had a roommate burn a bunch of shit from our garage because he didn’t know who owned it.

He’s like, “I asked the other roommate and he said it wasn’t his so I figured it was just here with the apartment.”

“Motherfucker there are 3 people that live here. If it’s not yours, and it’s not the other guy’s, it’s probably fucking mine and you should ask before you just light shit on fire.”

Normally I’d think it was because he just didn’t like me, but after knowing the guy, he was just an actual idiot.

There are open source alternatives that already exist.