The Paragon interrupt.

Pretty good, but Shitposting Raccoon doesn’t have the same number of syllables as Spongebob Squarepants.

No, I wasn’t. I was about 69 kg this summer, and now I’m 74,5 kg. Tho, I am actually trying to gain mass, so hey.

Authoritarianism is very tempting to people in power, but can be hard to sell in the physical world. In the digital world however…

I tried making this work with the tune of All-Star in my head, but no avail.

IIRC, the US accusers even quoted US federal law at TPB in emails preceding this. They had probably just assumed TPB were US based and this response where how they found out.

I’m still salty about Sweden bending over about this, tho. Sovereignty is a lie.

Cats do consider all homo sapiens inferior to them. Homophobia fits.

Further evidence that the Marshbadge and the Soulbadge were accidentally switched.

Welcome to 2005, America!

That’s not what free means in this context.

So, no change then?

'Linux is slang for Arch Linux, so I think they did.

The 70 years after the original creator’s death thing is bullshit. 70 years after birth or the very least the content’s first publishing would make way more sense.

did the guy with the valve in his eye quit?

That piped bot is great, and highly appreciated by me.

For non-mouthbreathers, that’s actually quite unpleasant.

It’s because of modern science-ish mixing them willynilly. They almost made a new artificial language at this point.

No one’s actually afraid of palindromes, it’s a joke phobia.

Rob Schneider really let himself go.

Please extrapolate a bit. I used the numbers to make it easy for you. Let’s try again.

10 000 people posting 50 KB images. And we are right back where we started. Webp is objectively better than old JPEG.

Also, “a jpeg of(‘or’?) a png of a 27” monitor screenshot" makes no sense. Jpegs and pngs are not the same filesize for the same image, and the diagonal dimension of a monitor is irrelevant. Are we talking 1080p, 1440p, or 2160p?