Tiefling IRL

But I thought we saved Gaza by not voting Kamala? /s

They’re scared

Daredevil left turns

Which is basically every left turn in NYC

Media is owned by billionaires

Same with NYC

The rat was tricked out of its cheese

They really have nothing better to do, do they. They only care about causing as much suffering as possible.

KKK is already a legal political party, they’re just called Republicans

About standard for a family plan unfortunately. And that’s just the premium. You still have a ~$5000 deductible to meet before they start fucking you without lube

US fails to do both domestically

But when Trump does it he’s elected president

Gay woman

Small ones are cute and bite sized, big ones are squishy pillows. Regardless of size, they’re all soft and cute.

That’s how like, 75% of art is made

Weren’t Republicans screeching about how Kamala wasn’t chosen by the people? They seem awfully quiet now

Learn how to spackle

I wonder if he has a Zelle

Though it’s definitely more fantasy, I love the Borderlands universe for the same reason. Musk is basically Handsome Jack without the charm.

The Claims Adjuster

Painkiller inspired double shot

• 1.5oz coconut rum
• 1oz pineapple schnapps
• Splash orange juice

Working off of a tip, police stopped a person traveling by bus and recovered a suppressor and a number of false IDs, one of the officials added.

Snitches get stitches

But also, if this is the guy, the moment they release his name it’s gonna become memorialized

The dude is a landlord cop. He’s a piece of shit who only cares about self enrichment.