What if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone like no scars or anything just flat skin and then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night and several days later you find out that your entire life he had been sneaking in your room while you slept and sucking on your chest to make two gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be because you were born without them not for any sexual reason just so you would fit in…

It’s amazing how surgical he is while you can see he is literally shaking from anger. It’s like the anger just adds fuel to the fire of his rhetorical wit.

We know how Jon handles this exact situation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCuIxIJBfCY

Musk will be roasted and embarrassed.

Honestly who fucking cares if DOGE is actually efficient. Elon is an appointed executive branch official who hasn’t been confirmed by the senate. He is wielding power unconstitutionally and needs to be removed immediately.

He’s also stealing our tax dollars through government contracts. Trump does the same thing.

His last special SuperNature had some jokes making fun of trans women and the people who defend them.

I won’t lie and say I didn’t laugh at the final punchline. But yeah these jokes are pretty counterproductive and just reinforce bigotry.

https://youtu.be/WID6w4_gtwo

I like this joke format of answering a question with seemingly irrelevant facts that still answer the question. Hit me with some more.

If you go this route I recommend installing Kodi + Jellyfin Plugin + Kore Android App. You can control everything from your phone or laptop.

Delta is passable. They’re overpriced, and you’re trading leg room for a stupid headrest TV with an unnecessarily tiny headphone jack. But other than that, it’s a decent flying experience.

I’d fly Alaska instead. Not sure how they treat employees though.

Copium. We’re well beyond the days when anything under 60 FPS is not cheap and lazy craftsmanship.

We just keeping making it harder to be a teacher without paying them any more.

How can we organize funding for a national teachers’ strike?

My attempt to disambiguate was to add the word “feeling”. I suppose maybe you could “feel” like you are nauseating others. This is part of the reason I like to be precise with word choice.

In that case I think it’s ambiguous what you mean. I’m guessing you mean to say “I’m feeling nauseous”.

You don’t feel “nauseous” you feel “nauseated”.

EDIT: TIL “nauseous” can be used in place of “nauseated”. This usage has been common since the 20th century.

I thought that was the case with “toward”, but apparently “towards” is fine too. Depends on where you are which is more common.

I do things with purpose.

We also have I2P now.

Relevant

Boomers on Facebook are mostly a lost cause so we just have to assume they won’t be part of any kind of new social media movement.

Is this a real photo?