I just switched to Bitwarden for passwords

“What’s with all the chickens, foxes, and cabbages?”

Someone needs to turn this into loss

These sound like Gen 1 Pokedex entries

A very cunning statement

Got that dog in ya

Absolutely!

AmogOS too

Lucy, you got some 'splaining to do

What if someone slapped me at high frequency 🥺👉👈

See the shocking truth about where you’re about to get pissed on

Yes, the Earth would be completely spherical in a matter of seconds.

He’s using the Force to levitate the fish, it makes sense!

Shaka, when the premiums dropped

I wake up every morning to the sound of me screaming, “I’m horny!”

I like your funny words, magic man

So, theoretically, if the right person died, we could make “fetch” happen?