Read this as “sharter edition” and I think it still works

Well fuck that

Where is the MIT study in question? The link in the article, apparently to a PDF, redirects elsewhere

aka enshittification

You know, I think I’m overdue for a donation to Wikipedia. They honestly might end up being the last bastion of sanity

Point of terminology. Do crackheads “tweak”? I thought that was a meth-specific concept

Gentlemen, this is plutocracy manifest!

unload a glittering cargo of stars, entrepreneurs, supermodels, influencers and tycoons into the lagoon

If only that were literally true

Bear baiting is legal in Michigan, but the hole on a barrel lid typically must be large enough to avoid what happened to this bear.

What the almighty fuck, Michigan?

Yeah, it could be rephrased a little as well, like “guess I stood up too fast again”

I was actually wondering about that but was too lazy to check. Thanks for the correction

It pains me to argue this point, but are you sure there isn’t a legitimate use case just this once? The text says that this was aimed at making Wikipedia more accessible to less advanced readers, like (I assume) people whose first language is not English. Judging by the screenshot they’re also being fully transparent about it. I don’t know if this is actually a good idea but it seems the least objectionable use of generative AI I’ve seen so far.

It doesn’t scan. But it’s not bothering me. Nope not at all. Not in any way annoyed by the fact that there’s one too many syllables in the second verse line. Only a complete pedant would get HUNG UP ON THAT RIGHT HAHAHAHAHA

'Cause your friends don’t dance

And if they don’t dance

That’s a personal choice and I suppose we could be friends anyways, I mean dancing isn’t really a fundamental criterion as far as choosing friends is concerned, but right this moment we’re going dancing so I don’t think your friends would enjoy it being as they don’t dance unless I guess they just want to enjoy the music that would be perfectly fine

Rhyming “do ya” and “hallelujah” has got to be one of the ballsiest plays in music history

I guess a three-egg omelette is out of the question then

To be clear. It’s not just “the law” it’s the goddamn constitution

What happened with that change to signage laws that was going to require tens of millions of dollars to update eg “Canadian Tire” to “Magasin Canadian Tire” and whatnot?

I’m going to search for the beached Lookfar. If memory serves, it was abandoned on Selidor, just past the Dragons’ Run