You can do all of that without waking up early

haha, I also got some points in school for knowing that Lutetia is Paris, which I also found out by reading Asterix

I see, maybe there are different types then. Mine are for an actual baby.

I’m looking at a package of wet wipes right now and it says “99% water” on them

This would be impossible for me to do. Not because physics, but because I would just eat them