• Weird string that disappears from the ceiling
• Strange keyhole on door
• Who has tape like that?

AI slop

I’m currently reading Black Ocean: Mirth & Mayhem and this meme nailed it

I listened to whatever that is for a full minute and it was literally a long screeching note the whole time… Wtf is it supposed to be? Music?

What is it about my comment that makes you think i do? Fuck ALL corporations. Fuck ALL governments. Is that clear enough?

It doesn’t matter who said it. There isn’t a company or a government that is your “friend”. They’re all out to squeeze you

Nope, you’re just eating that muddy roach…

Imagine working in an office where you need to do that? Who says to themselves, “gee, i didn’t bring that thing so it must be OK for me to have some”? These kinds of tactics don’t come from nowhere

Reread the thread, explaining the joke makes it less funny

See all that foliage around the lake? That’s why you have fireflies in your yard/desert.

Then, there’s most of the rest of the world where neither of those words mean anything, heteronormative or otherwise. I guess have heard of topping pot plants, though…

Mengo?

Pretty much my thought process whenever somebody describes a piece of tech as “sexy”. So, you like, want to stick your dick in it? You do know what sex is, right?

But why, exactly do we ride in a car but on a bus? Or sleep in the bed but on the couch?

Sooooo… Eat it raw?

Rock

Nice but awkward…

You probably don’t want your server maxing out all day, your electricity bill will thank you

I used to have a folder of my self-hosted apps, now it’s basically just my app drawer

Not sure if this will work for you but I keep my homelab documentation in markdown, mainly edited with Obsidian. I wanted an easy way to access via web and found Perlite. I have this pointed at a notes folder on my server which is auto-updated with Syncthing. No fuss, just works

If you need to add a pinch of salt, get better coffee