Yeah but like the war is cool man. I love explosions.

Germany: “Fucking casuals, you call that a genocide!”

Reddit must have an entire QA department dedicated ro making the UI shitty. Like how can you make a shit ui even worse. It can’t be an accident, you gotta be doing it on purpose.

Oh boy, here I go killing again!

Record player? Please no need to cheap out, I hire my own orchestra.

Rip Bozo, no one will sub for your knock off siri. Aside from a certain cub set of consoomer cattle.

I think advocating for more big tech monopolies is a bad idea, period.

Arr, welcome back ye salty seadog. Me myself had never abandoned the plunderinn the 7 seas in the first place.

The political genious of the watermelon seller right here. Yell for 2 years, achive nothing, embarrass yourself.

Why people are so obsessed with finding more and more intricate ways to execute? Hanging or shooting in the head works just fine.

Yeah, this is how internet should feel like. This is how it was, until those corpo fucks ruined everything with their “enforced positivity”.

You are not allowed to look at it if you aren’t worthy. Unlike you all, me the chosen champion of Ra, is allowed to gaze upon its magnificent form without any repercussions. And it has enlightened me, it has elevated my consiousness and allowed me to temporarily experince a higher plane of existance, during what you lesser folk call “Sun stroke induced hallucinations”.