* Comrade

Just leave a decoy bottle laced with large amounts of sleep medication and laxatives. Sit back. Watch the shitshow unfold.

Elon should really pilot the next starship himself. Just put a small 1 person capsule on top (or maybe even 5 people so he can take some of his billionaire friends along) and connect a playstation controller to the engines. Stockton did it, and he made several succesful trips. What you do yourself, you do better!!

No they are inside the Videogame Console

They still had wooden dollars back then, can you imagine?

They absolutely would, if it wasn’t for that Carol fuckin’ Baskin!

So you can rest your neck while washing your hair.

You cant just organise a gathering of many people without permits. If you lack the permits for say, fire safety, your gathering will be broken up by police and you get a fun day in court. And guess what happens if you apply for permits in your town and you say you want to organise your own town hall because you disagree with the ones in power? Do you think they will get approved?

Exactly. This is why peaceful protest doesn’t work.

I was today years old when i was reminded again of this godawful expression.

One of the first things we will use it for is to make a new weapon of mass destruction. Mark my words.

Does he ever ask for other “services”? How would you react to such a request? Weird question I know, but I imagine this situation must’ve happened to servants and I wonder if they face repercussions professionally if they refuse.

Here you simulate some of the effects. Pretty fun to drop an asteroid on some asshat from my youth’s house. Less fun when it wiped out my entire city and evaporated my parents. Welp… can’t have it all I guess. https://neal.fun/asteroid-launcher/

There is this fun toy see/calculate the potential effect of any asteroid collision: https://neal.fun/asteroid-launcher/

If it hits any city, that is wiped out. If it hit anything else, chances are damages are moderate.

Didn’t he already decided for himself to leave twitter? I seem to vaguely remember some post about it a while ago. Not that he is wrong though.

Ah. Thanks, been wondering some time about that and googling gave a lot of mixed results for me.

What is jfc?

Whelp… that was wild!

I would argue that the correct translation of Zeug is more like “thing”. Wagen would be “car” in the context of the cartoon. But then it wouldn’t sound absurd and their lowball attempt at humor wouldn’t work.

Waco Jacko. Neverland was built to contain him.

I know. I guess i rather meant the influencer/commercial/advertising/brainrot hellscape that are instagram, tiktok and the likes.

Lemmy feels -for now at least- at bit more…pure or innocent I guess?