Jason Alexander is cemented in my memory as George Costanza.

My eyes when I do eyeshadow, haha.

Bezos is in. Are urine?

Life is Beautiful

Manchester by the Sea

The Green Mile

My recommendations are more sad than uplifting, but still beautiful and emotional.

I missed out on “not pooping for a week” being the hot topic but there is more potential for funny answers to that than whatever is going on with moths and beans right now. And if you want to not poop for a week, I’ve heard opioids are effective.

Being bitten by one of those radioactive horses is my hero origin story.

Fantastic price for a colonoscopy for those that don’t have good health insurance.

The duality of wolf.

Relatable.

Congratulations on your five new cats!

Permanently jet lagged.

Teleguard, not Telegram

I use Signal, and I’ve read that Session and Teleguard are also good alternatives.

Exercise programs, language courses, and music streaming services are a few things you can try out before committing to them. The free trial should be enough to determine whether the methods are helpful enough for you want to continue for the first two, and the latter is a convenient way of discovering new music without ads that doesn’t drain your battery quickly.

This is what happens when you feed one after midnight.

I’m more surprised it took them this long. Thankfully there are already many decent alternative messaging apps.