Earlier today I decided to trim my own hair. I was holding a section of hair with my free hand and snipped right into the side of my thumb. On the bright side, my hair came out nice anyway.

I’m sorry this is happening to you. There’s too much war in the world and not enough leaders that act responsibly. Hope you stay safe, internet stranger-friend.

tosses wine glass A miserable pile of secrets!

Snake! A snake! Oh, it’s a snake!

Happy Birthday, from one old piece of shit to another!

It’s the piece of human excrement that killed my friend and nearly all of her 1st grade students at Sandy Hook Elementary.

Let’s a go!

That sounds terrifying, hope you stay safe