Is this intentional misinterpretation for mischief purposes, or is this your best?

“NOOOOOOO you have to pick one of the two teams or you’re a RADICAL CENTRIST!!!”

Even if you really just want consumption slop, you can get cooler figures of each and every single character that has a funko pop, and it won’t look quite an much like it’s made out of 95% the same parts as every other thing you have, nor like a loaf of bread with dead eyes on top of a playmobil body. And it’ll cost less.

Man, that angled photo-collage wordmark trend has really overstayed its welcome.

This is true. Allowing Trump to win will still be worse. Both things can be true, and that isn’t radical centrism.

Remember, non-voters: this is what you chose.

That’s just it. Some people really want to believe there’s a way out from endless suffering, and point to religion like we wouldn’t find something else to propagate suffering with. The horrible truth that fedora-tippers shrink from is that religion is an intrinsic aspect of the human condition that will never, ever go away. We even have completely secular cults now. Arguably Scientology isn’t secular because they believe in insane shit like space ghosts (because Scientology is just a rip-off of Mormon space lore) but we do have completely non-spiritual, non-supernatural belief systems that are functionally religions (talk to someone who firmly believes in Bigfoot or that the moon landings were faked and tell me they’re not in a religion). We have medical conspiracy cults like Anti-Vaccine and Chronic Lyme Disease, wellness cults like intermittent fasting (which is literally just anorexia plus sophistry) and semen/fecal retention, and the deliberate degeneration of corporate America into cults—my last job had quarterly meetings that included a chated incantation (of our mission statement) and selected readings from the founder’s book followed by a speech about the lesson we can take away from that reading.

I already identified your MO, I don’t need you to describe it to me. Take your L and begone, you bother me.

For all you people out there in TV land, this user is a serial shitposter who deliberately misinterprets everything they read. Very “oh you like waffles? Just admit you hate pancakes” behavior. It goes without saying that this interpretation is disingenuous at best.

Britain did that, British North America was sitting quietly in the back seat playing Pokemon by that point.

“Dear diary,”

“Why do tadpoles always turn into frogs?”

There’s never been a better time to get into Old School RuneScape

The other exception being monitors, which are named by connecting three keyboards to one computer and then rolling a bowling ball across all three.

“Source: my ass”

Maybe if he hadn’t said something idiotic and then belligerently doubled down, people wouldn’t figure that he must have been an insufferable child who gave his teachers headaches by being obstinate over nothing every day. With an attitude like his I reckon he probably fought tooth and nail against accepting PEMDAS. He should have been more considerate to people at the other end of the computers by not pinching off stupid ideas, but when he voluntarily chose to, he chose to accept criticism of it. I’m not being mean, I’m giving him what he asked for. If I wanted to be mean, I’d say that if I ever decide to kill myself I’ll climb up to his number of chromosomes and jump down to his IQ, but I don’t, so I won’t say that.

RIP to the teachers who had to put up with you

“Ladel”

Maybe the brain will one day invent something more tiresome than watching reddit users exchange tautologies.

Arthur is alive and hanging out just north of Ardougne