Is there a reason you can’t use a Playstation controller?

Yes, among other scandals. That’s why it has been captured and is being debased. The Washington Post is now like Hector’s corpse being dragged and abused in grisly triumph, except there’s no Aphrodite to keep it from rotting.

If anything, this indicates that restaurants should be forced to print menus so it’s as annoying and inconvenient as possible to raise prices.

You’re on the bus, in a seat, but if the bus driver finishes the day and left his hat behind, his hat is in the bus on a seat. Active/private/static vs passive/public/transitory. You’re generally in buildings but on vehicles, unless that vehicle is both private and enclosed. It’s not much more complicated than in[side] vs on [top of]; just keep in mind that it’s predicated on whether or not the encapsulatory nature of the object is necessary to its identity. For instance, you could also ride on a flat parade float without walls or roof, and putting a box on it to make it a bus doesn’t change that, so it remains ‘on’.

Stuart Ashen is the only indie filmmaker I can think of who’s lucky to not be dead from botulism.

See? Pixel devices are nothing but a trip to the lemon grove, but people with debilitating chronic ass pain tearfully refuse to accept that they wasted their money on GETBRAND. I take those downvotes as an unofficial census confirming how many people don’t know ball.

People who use stock ROMs choose to suffer, just like people who choose to buy a Pixel that will either come unglued, push components through the display, or just constantly overheat.

You have 10 or 15 kids and three or four of them will tough it out enough to grow up. There’s a reason the population exponentially exploded around the time antibiotics and vaccines were invented.

I try not to be a grammar Nazi, but at this point, the next time I hear someone confuse “in” and “on”, or use “floor” when they mean “ground”, I hope they stub their toe so hard the entire nail gets ripped out.

This would be sad if Pixel phones were worth buying, instead of being far inferior to midrange Motorola devices in battery life and performance while costing well over twice as much.

Ah yes, churches, famously universal in doctrine.

It would have been nice to see what this comic was about, instead of instantly getting a reactive full-page ad begging me to sign up for a newsletter. Onto the permanent shit list it goes.

Don’t post at all if you’re gonna vaguebook

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I would pay extra for gamer girl fart ham

Watch versions as close as possible to the original theatrical versions of Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi. Don’t even bother watching anything else with the words “Star Wars” on it, life’s too short to sit around watching boring, shitty media that wastes your time. Can’t say I recommend almost any of the novels, either.

On Firefox it’s doing a whole lot of loading and not much else.

In real life, or in ARMA 3?

Could the punch line be any lazier?

Tankie begone