Let’s be honest here, when’s the last time we’ve all been checked for worms? We’re probably all carrying something or other around inside of us. Besides the outside stuff like the mites that live on your eyelashes and stuff… Something something glass houses and so on

Indeed I have

“They went back into the water” - statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

I have considered the evidence

Looks like the man’s living the libertarian dream to be honest.

I bet he paid for a private road to his house too

Edit: Skill issue not having private fire services on speed dial already, unless he was counting on the gubment to save him from fires‽

Ha, and Scientists actually want us to Believe this‽