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  • makeshiftreaper@lemmy.worldtomemes@lemmy.worldI'm calling the police.
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    5 days ago

    Very few cheese sauces incorporate egg for a good reason. That assumes you give the poster the benefit of the doubt that they’re using real ingredients. Based off the pictures it’s more likely bagged pre-shredded cheese and jarred mayo which probably congreals into an emulsified hunk. Plus the amount of oil here will make you shit your pants


  • I’ve had this same problem discussing it. I was really surprised by how much I liked this movie and I think it’s because I didn’t know anything going into it. I also know everyone hates getting recommend anything described as “go in totally blind”. I re-watched it within a month and it’s really good the second time around too because:

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    you start seeing the repetition of the story but with the context of where it’s from. You understand why certain characters are in the first third based off their context in the last third. I especially like that he associates waiting for death with the cosmic calendar because of the scene with Mark Hamil drinking and the whole weatherman stare thing with the funeral director. Plus that dance is just joyous to behold


  • Out of curiosity how did you watch Megalopolis? I imagine that impacts the experience

    That movie is so crazy and I’m glad it exists. My criticism is that it seems to be arguing that utopia is a solarpunk libertarian commune, which are certainly contridictary words to describe something. It’s like it believes in the “free market of ideas” while ignoring that ideas inevitably become actions. Like there was a way to connect Driver’s desire to achieve perfection with the fall of the Roman American empire around him but instead goes for a goofy handwave ending. I think there’s something here but you’d need to do a lot of work to drag it out


  • Superman/Batman Apocalypse 2/5: despite all the words in the title, this is a super girl movie. I’m not opposed to having a supergirl movie but it’s goofy to get Darkseid involved in the story but make the stakes basically a magical brainwashing. That’s like getting in a property dispute with Thanos

    Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl 3.5/5: I got to see this with a live orchestra playing the score. The first one really holds up, and the theme is so good that having a live version is cool. I don’t think this is a must see performance but it’s worth $45

    7 Days in Hell 4/5: Basically an ESPN mockumentary. I love getting a mix of real athletes and sports presenters with the actors because sports people can be surprisingly funny in context. It’s a great pregame while everyone gets ready

    Roofman 4.5/5: This is a local story so I was pretty excited for it. Channing Tatum is funny and charming while Kirsten Dunst really pulls off a tired southern mom who is just trying as hard as she can. It leans in a little on the whole “reality is stranger than fiction” thing by tying together a few things that didn’t actually happen but nothing that substantially changes the plot. Bonus half star for actually filming on location for a lot of it

    Avatar: the Way of Water 3.5/5: There is just so much to talk about with these movies. James Cameron loves the ocean more than I will ever love anything in my life, and you go through a whole journey with him. From “yeah the ocean is cool” to “Jesus Jim, you are corny as hell” to “Alright, I guess I’ll go sign up for snorkeling lessons”. Truly, nothing else looks like this movie, he put so much money and work into building a truly alien world and it’s breathtaking at times, especially in imax

    Although, I’m knocking half a point off for the variable framerate. I noticed it a lot during the movie and had to go online to confirm my suspicions but apparently the movie alternates between 48 and 24 FPS in action scenes and dialog scenes. Except it kinda does what the LotR extended cuts do and mixes those styles within a scene. So you can have a shot in 48 fps, cut to someone shouting in 24 fps for half a second and then back to 48. If that sounds jarring that’s because it is




  • Ah, but you see, I never claimed AI isn’t useful. In fact, you can check my comment history. I’ve agreed AI is a very useful tool, I still think it shouldn’t be used for ethical, social, and personal reasons

    A problem with nuance is that people want to discuss the specifics and nuances of what they care about but for the most part won’t do that on subjects for other people. So you need to tailor your responses to your audience. FWIW on Lemmy I see a lot more instances of people with specificly opposed takes where both sides have similar vote counts. So while it’s not perfect it’s better than most



  • Kick-Ass 3.5/5: We wanted to watch some superhero shit and my friend had missed this. It’s the right mix of grounded and cartoony. Could use less of late 2000s “gotta get the nerd laid” energy but it’s hardly the worst offender

    Lawrence of Arabia 5/5: Incredible. 3 hours and 48 minutes and the only thing I’d cut is 5 minute orchestral opening. Absolutely worth seeing in a theater if you can. What unbelievably compelling man, I understand following him across the desert. It’s shocking that Alec Guinness gets away with his role but fuck does he nail it

    E.T. 3/5: Hit shuffle on plex and this is what I got. Spielberg is really good at nailing heart in his movies. Which is impressive because that’s a sort of nebulous thing that’s hard to define. The movie lays the groundwork to justify a child’s love saving E.T.'s life but it’s still an overdone narrative