Yeah. Lol. You got me. Fuck. I need a bubble bath.

“Minimum viable product” describes a lot of the items that end up in my grocery cart these days – produce especially.

Member that one time?

“Please stay away from me. Ok thanks for accepting me.”

I feel like I have enough experience and institutional knowledge that I won’t be replaced in the near future. But we’re not hiring, and the higher-ups are trying to shoehorn AI into everything to compensate.

Bats man

I’m a glorified data analyst. Almost all my work is done with a single database using a narrow range of commands and SQL queries. I memorized the syntax for stuff I use regularly and just type it out every time.

No I do not want to write a bunch of macros. No I do not need an AI assistant. What I need is for all these “helpful” tools and popups to get the fuck out of my way. I’ve been typing typing typing since AOL Instant Messenger.

In this thread: bullshit and whataboutism.

fanbase is cringe

I got whatever the cheapest phone was at the shop that wasn’t an iphone, and am running whatever version of Android it came preinstalled with along with whatever updates have been rolled out since then.

But I’m not a guy, so your statement may still stand.

Patron saint of the lemmyverse

> be me
> greek philosopher
> love wisdom
> realize eating animals is kinda fucked up
> go veg
> “oh yeah well what about protein dumbass?”
> plebs forgot one thing
> BEANS
> eat beans nonstop
> all beans all the time
> beans beans beans
> everything starts to smell like beans
> breath smells like beans
> farts smell like beans

pff w/e this is wise af

> fap to own wisdom
> cum smells like beans

Fellow philosophers, I have just concluded a series of rigorous scientific experiments…

LGBTQ, trans

What’s that “T” for again?

dear billy big bux :/

I heard of him, but never thought he was this damn important. And this is why the censorship campaign is so frustrating to me. For anyone who hasn’t heard of him, he was not “doing politics the right way”.

Charlie Kirk was a bigot.

Charlie Kirk was a bigot. Charlie Kirk was a bigot. Charlie Kirk was a bigot.

All the firings and censorship and hand-wringing about “lowering the temperature” do not change this simple fact.

Charlie Kirk was a bigot.

You’re so cool because instead of choosing to not connect your phone to your car, you bought a rusty 07 Camry?

Yes.

“(left)” was his last name, pic unrelated.

From Wiktionary: The convergent evolution of decapod crustaceans from forms dissimilar to true crabs into similar forms.

Transition goals

Imagine streaming 😂