me before finding out where scoville is

Tbh i have no clue lol

That’s how you build up good credit

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What’s the difference?

give it time

shantae fans perplexed

I feel like it’s probably worse than this. It should start with “I read about this thing called ‘choking to death’”.

Or better yet, take out “choking to death” (which can happen) and insert some made-up bullshit like “choking so hard your eyeballs pop out”.

I did this kind of self-exploration at one point. I used to find all my meaning through work, which I later realized was leaving me feeling unfulfilled. So I lowered my professional ambitions in favor of focusing on the relationships I had with close friends and family.

Then I changed genders. And then those relationships got completely fucked up. And now I feel like I have nothing left to live for.

So I guess if you’re looking for meaning, my advice would be to pick something that doesn’t depend on other people.

lol

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It’s like they took every stupid political meme in today’s discourse, put them into a bag, shook it up, and pulled something out at random.

Is this flooding the zone? Am I being baited?

Option 1: Leave it the fuck alone

oof owie my esophagus

I’ll have to put a pin in that and circle back once I’ve had a chance to look into whether I can think about looking for that information for you.

What do you think we’ll find out if we fuck around and create a huge mass of unemployed people with nothing to lose and a ton of free time on their hands

Oh pour it on why don’t you

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