Eat it like groceries

I just use the Lemmy web client on mobile. I also only used my web browser back in the Reddit days.

Never understood the appeal of apps. It’s text and images and occasionally a video or gif. There’s a perfectly good app for viewing those sorts of things, and it’s called a web browser.

“I used to be a Simpsons fan”

Well Lemmy, you are an odd website. But I must say, you meme a good ham.

Just make up some shit about how the wine changes the resonance frequency of the glass somehow, then brag about how knowledgeable you are until they go away.

An egg?

I try to channel all these lessons I picked up in therapy like “everyone is trying their best” and “we’re all just billiard balls”

I’m reminded of a bit of advice I saw once. If they like you, you’ll know. If they don’t, you’ll feel confused.

This sounds like a confusing situation, which would mean he’s not really into you.

I’d suggest being open and honest. Tell him you’re interested romantically, and/or ask him on a date. Like literally, ask him out on a date – don’t call it a hang-out or a get-together, a date. Use clear language, don’t equivocate.

What do the kids call that again? Define the relationship? DTR? I think that’s what I’m suggesting.

If he keeps sending mixed signals after that, I’d give up on him.

But I know that’s all easier said than done. I used to struggle with this a lot, and some friendships definitely got ruined. But I think a lot of that was due to me not processing rejection in healthy ways.

Could there be a way to enjoy a dollar’s worth of a skydiving trip? I’m thinking of being teleported into the sky mid-drop, flailing about in a panic for a few seconds, then instantly reappearing back where I was before.

That one’s up there for me too, but you must be way better at drifting than I am. Whenever I feel like I’m finally getting the hang of it, I hit a car.

Ooh ooh ooh, I like this question :D

Obvious follow-up question is whether we’re talking about classic or modern. I’ll give one of each.

For classic Sonic, I like City Escape the best. Hitting those jumps in the skateboard section and seeing him fly around is so cool. I also like how the speedy-shoe sprint at the end shows off how quick you can go, even though classic Sonic can feel kinda slow and plodding sometimes. The GUN truck nips at modern Sonic’s heels, but it has no chance of catching classic Sonic.

For modern Sonic, my fav is prolly Green Hill. Yeah it’s stupid easy cuz it’s the first level, but it gives you a lot of room to play around with Sonic’s skills without dying a bunch of times. Plus, the scenery and the bright colors just stun me every time.

I’m not sure if I could pick one over the other, but… Maybe I like classic City Escape just a bit more.

I usually opt for French bread, I forget if it’s better toasted or not. Maybe I need to have it again to remind myself.

Bread, olive oil, balsamic vinegar, fresh mozzarella, tomato slice, and basil – open-face so it makes a big oily tasty mess :)

I’m just hoping the story isn’t too… complicated. I’ve been kinda dreading that ever since they teased Shadow at the end of the 2nd movie. Sonic Adventure 2 made just enough sense for me to suspend my disbelief (the ultimate life form is a hedgehog furry speedster?), but most of the stuff after that left me wondering wtf was going on.

Teacher: Oh wow I’m so impressed society is finally trying to reclaim that name after such a dark past.

Parents: No no, we’re actually fans of the dark past.

Holy crap, they got Keanu to voice Shadow.