lil_tank [any, he/him]

Few years earlier it would’ve been a humanities degree, welcome to the club “learn to code” bros

Probably because eating all the roots would kill the tree which is unsustainable long term

From what I’ve heard, the larvae feeds on one of the worst food ever in terms of calories and nutrition which is why it takes so much time. So basically they’re just chilling on their piece of tree root which doesn’t really screams “active” to me but maybe I’m wrong

Dog sitter

Bro is made of iron

Just like the Imperial Core is outsourcing industrial and agricultural labor to the periphery, the US is trying to outsource its hyperproductive cultural industry to its vassal economic laboratories

The Minotaur caus I’m horny

Not laughing at your own joke is only a requirement for dry humour. I guess some people only like dry humour so they generalise this but most people like all kinds of jokes

Lemme smash