A movie called Repo: The Genetic Opera

The new face of Elon Musk

You are a true believer. Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Thou art a subject of the divine. Created in the image of man, by the masses, for the masses. Let us be thankful we have an occupation to fill. Work hard; increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.

In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida

BBS always makes me think of Barney the Dinosaur. I don’t even remember what the Barney thing was, but it was there.

I always carry a spare

It’ll help keep the tourists away.

Cook your hand too 😄

this could use some punctuation marks but its funny anyway if not a bit redundant

He’s been mad about the failure of his parade, he had to take it out on someone.

Oscar and Emma Leroy, from Dog River, Saskatchewan, Canada. Emmas tough but grounded, Oscar thinks everyones a jackass.

/s

I started groovin’ and she started movin’
And we really started feeling fine
In the midst of consummation she caused me aggravation
When she started messing with that mouse

Don’t you close that tab!
It’s my favourite website
Don’t you close that tab!
It goes on and on again

Faster Pussycat!

You’d better stay in, and do as you’re told, stay out of the road, if you want to grow old.

Watch as you get burned playing with fire.