My favourite was

I feel terrible for the wife, what an awful way to discover your husband listens to Coldplay

I had to have a surgery for that

If they were capable of learning they wouldn’t have voted for him in the first place

LEFOV JENKINS!!!

Does that matter?

He just does what he wants and no one stands up to him.

You don’t just put a mug on the stove like a normal person?

lol this is amazing

Is this the chart those two doctors were arguing about?

Thank you for this serious research 🙏

Marty ran over the other one

It’s because we’ve seen this post 1000 times

Fair.

I would love to have a game like it but without the ‘git gud’ combat.

It now has two options that make it a lot easier (at least on Steam)

• infinite stamina (Dodge all you want)
• infinite life (just enjoy the world and puzzles)

There are accessibility options now because the flights can be really hard.

You can have infinite stamina or infinite life if you just want to figure out the manual.

Yeah, same: It’s the Earth

Behold, the original shitposting weirdo!

I’ve got that exact watch and it’s set to the correct time.

My microwave says 00:00 though 😞

I love the smug tone of that song

gasp! They’re addicted… to cleaning!