My bedtime listening ❤️

You’re hired!

🔥

“I think you’ll find that crossbows are a hitscan weapon 😏”

He’ll be the Animal Welfare Czar

Sadly, anyone who would vote for him is incapable of this level of self reflection.

Screwed up every single bit of electrical wiring. I’ve learned so much replacing it all.

Reminds me of my highschool computers teacher who pronounced “modem” as “mo-deem”. Because it’s short for modulator/demodulator.

That seems low

So are optical discs

Do people place the tip of their tongue on something when pronouncing “sh”?

The Supreme Court gets to decide what that means.

The Witness

Lots of diagrams

I worked with a guy who had the opposite. He couldn’t tell how flickery his screen was.

It’s not gay if you’re trying to make a baby

Yes! Every time I say this somebody shows up to comment on how USB C is the best and they use it for all their fastening.

👍 It’s the only way to be sure

Yes

Don’t forget, their cultists will vote for anything they say.

Me trying to sleep