“I ordered some donuts”

“Put the tissue in the bin/trash”

“Clean up a spill”

“You bing your search”

What on earth is “to shamwow”? I had to Google™ (read: look up) what that meant!

Man, I sure do love to DoorDash™ some Dunkin’™!

Part of me hopes the original post was intentional marketing, because I’m still not ready to accept that people speak in brands now.

What a beautiful photo!

The competing patriarchal nations sure are!

Thankfully I foiled his Generalplan Desk. He occupied the chair for a while, but I drove him out with a counteroffensive (threatening to sit on him).

That’s a nice solution. In my case putting the couch by the window was a good upgrade, as I can lay there for ages looking up at the mountains, so my boy here actually boosted the Feng Shui of this particular room :D

You might know him as Lawrence. Notoriously happy fellow.