It’s more common than I was aware for software mascots to have distinct names from their respective products.

I kind of like “Ian”. Seems suitably humble for a diminutive little rodent.

Another option might be from the band’s own mascot, Snaggletooth.

China will absolutely jump on this.

It’s happened before.

Enterprise software/services/consulting in a nutshell. It’s all just shifting responsibility.

They called him Rich-tard for short.

But he got the last laugh when rich 'tards ruled the country.

What’s the width like? Consistent with modern rolls, or no?

Toilet paper rolls.

Somehow we settled on a pretty good size for toilet rolls, and there never seems to be a compatibility issue with holders.

At least not for households. Commercial products have their own things going on, but it doesn’t affect most people.

Is there a formal standard, or did we decide not to mess with good enough?