Signs and twister were pretty terrible for a kid when you grow up surrounded by corn fields.

Gender neutral private bathrooms? Sure Gender neutral community bathrooms? I’m a little uneasy. As a small female, the thought of being in a semi-private area with just any guy gives me the chills. Trans people can share my bathroom, but I’d rather keep the other dudes away please.

Exactly!! My body literally rejects sleep if I’m on my back. And sleeping on a plane semi reclined? Forget it

It’s ok, it’s just us cool kids left

Ah, the Midwest goodbye. Also appropriate is a “whelp, I suppose.”