Josh Johnson. https://youtube.com/@joshjohnsoncomedy

If we’re limiting to mass-produced: I can inhale a near infinite amount of Andes mints.

If not: French Broad Chocolate in Asheville NC makes a chocolate creme brulee that… nnnngggh

In all seriousness I would watch the shit out of this.

Makes me think of

I could see the Golgafrinchan telephone sanitizer situation coming to pass.

I don’t know how well known it is, but this sort of information is visible already on https://isthereanydeal.com/.

Click on a game and look for “Waitlist Price Distribution” under the “Stats” tab:

I’m not sure why I thought this, but I thought Carole King died in the late 80s. Nope, she’s still kickin’.

“deeeeeeeaaaaaath” -Black and White

And then every once in a while if your name was common enough it would whisper your name instead. Freaked me out first time it happened.