Palmetto bugs are fine, they don’t bother and if they’re in your house it’s 'cause they got lost. American cockroaches are big enough to be funny to watch and also don’t cause trouble. The smaller German roach is the nasty pest to kill with fire.

Horrifying fecal demons, rising up out of the caverns below

Too late to throw stones, you emptors should have caveatted when you had the chance!