It is probably being remotely driven from India and they just lost wifi for a minute.

Also go outside to grab my paper to read the comics first.

Fire up my PC and hit the dial up to check my email and BBS’s.

The Phoenician Scheme was fairly original.

The one on the left has makeup and plastic surgery.

Maybe they are invading Greenland. Or it is a ruse and they are invading Canada.

Too late.

This will drive oil prices up.

There are elections every 6 months or so. All that has to flip are 2 or 3 seats and the entire congress flips.

I think we are still trying peaceful protests and hoping upcoming elections will change things. There is little appetite to escalate to violence yet.

It is inevitable that ice and ice barbie will encounter violent opposition when they raid a wrong address sometime soon. But it will be localized to that location.

Most of the radical groups of self armed wackos are working for ice now and reveling in their racism.

No one will win because while we are messing around worrying about skin color and genitals – climate change; new pandemics; the collapse of pollinators; the acidification of the oceans; the proliferation of nuclear waste; and other similarly critical issues will remain unaddressed and doom us all.

Exactly.

Even better. You can hold your fruit in the third hand while rubbing the bag with your other two.

I put the bag between my palms and rub back and forth a bunch of times. It works as long as you have both hands free (and you have two hands).

Yep. AI is going to replace all our jobs.

Lawnmowers

They really like those “states rights”.

But Jesus always wears dresses.

One of the fundamental rules of working in law enforcement is “Don’t fuck with judges”. They must be amateurs.

So I can start my own social media company called “X”? Or my own electric car company called “Tesla”? I can copy the logos too?