just use a throwaway private email?

Nice, GJ Phillies! Did Harper play? I know basically nothing about baseball.

Oh I’m Azorean so maybe that’s why I didn’t think of that… We’re not inbred!!!

Portuguese here. I don’t think we have that at all. I guess rural areas in general get that wrap a little bit but not really.

Ok what’s up with this one? It’s like the 3rd Beef Stroganoff meme I’ve seen today.

Good things about Poland:

Bad things about Poland: The Polish

Point proven.

Well, there are plenty of awesome things that can happen and do exist.

First of all, cryptids might actually exist. Maybe not the most famous ones that have been searched for for decades, but what about all the other cryptids that pop up once in a while? It’s exceedingly unlikely they exist, sure, but is a huge moth that kinda resembles a person in bad lighting somewhere really impossible? Mayhap.

But the rest, I think explaining things is great! Why do you think ghosts and demons are cool? Personally, I think human psychology is very cool, and science is cool. Explaining ghosts and demons with carbon monoxide poisoning is cool, in my opinion… Even ghosts, if they were real, might have a scientific explanation. We’d certainly look for one!

Maybe what you’re saying is that you wish things that we just couldn’t explain existed? But the reality is that there have always been, and there will always be things that we cannot know and cannot explain yet. It used to be ghosts, cryptids, and demons, now it’s some quantum stuff I think, and black holes or whatever. Maybe you should just look at the things we don’t understand yet, and you’ll find there’s plenty of wonder and creepiness and weird implications and possibilities. IDK, just saying.

the dude trying not to shit

A classic. So many questions arise from this simple text+image post:

1. Is this person’s child named really “Strairdrac The Netherwatcher”?
2. Is Strairdrac even human?
3. Why does Strairdrac want to teach crabs how to read?
4. Why is it considered forbidden knowledge?
5. What other knowledge is forbidden?

We will never have all the answers. Still, the questions are themselves a sort of answer.

British people are real?

I really appreciate these posts; this way I don’t need to actually go to Reddit to see what it’s looking like.