genuineparts

Clearly an Australian Cattlecat.

make it easier to understand people with really thick accents

I feel like people with thick accents will not be understood by the Speech model either

I wish I could claim autorship, but it was originally from, I belive, a Tumblr post.

The Dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

It’s either my broken self or a symptom of the time that I cannot tell if this is a honest question. I hope it isn’t.

Just in case: It’s not a real thing. Yet.

But you realize that it’s wrong on both counts, right?

Strawberry has three Rs or two Rs in the wrong spelling.

The brown eye

He had THE Sex. You know the one sex you get in your life and then never again.

thunder and lightning

Very, very frightning me

Ah, ah, I almost forgot…I’m also going to need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too. We, uhhh, lost some people this week and we sorta need to play catch-up. Mmmmmkay? Thaaaaaanks.

If the MRI begins to whirr, and your insides do stirr, it’s metallic…

Which makes total sense as Ceramic has lower thermal conductivity.

Something something Bush?

Deny, Delay, Defend… may I add: Dispose?

Two chicks at the same time.

We all know Jessica Fletcher killed them and blamed some hapless Townie because of the completely incompetent Sheriff

Terrible Day to have eyes.

Ich dachte es wäre um elf!