It’s indeed Reddit-wide. Rather than being moderator-specific, it’s admin-enforced.

• r/interesting (np)
• r/WitchesVsPatriarchy (np) (if a mod were to expunge it, it wouldn’t be these)

To qualify what you mentioned, I’ve seen the manifesto itself successfully pasted and kept up for 15+ hours, but not the link to it. (just CTRL+F for “indecipherable” in either the r/interestingasfuck or r/WitchesVsPatriarchy threads)

I pop out the womb

Good evening, mother. Wait, I forgot I’m not supposed to talk. Um… wah?

I return to the future

edit: word

You’re correct in that the NYPD said that it was a “handwritten, three-page document” – I found it odd too – but, the “document” could’ve been on one of those mini notebooks, or in large print, or scrawled.

From another perspective – if the transcription is incomplete, then Klippenstein either (1) omitted text by his own hand, (2) could not acquire the entire document but was unaware that he hadn’t, or (3) did not acquire the entire document but withheld his report’s weakness of breadth.

I’m not sure Klippenstein’s incompleteness is very likely

[ Removed by Reddit ] being on the frontpage for hours despite being expunged near-instantly is morbidly funny. The absence is speaking louder than the silence

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Ironically, Wittgenstein’s Philosophical Investigations touches on how thinkers often confuse themselves by slightly shifting the meanings of others’ words (like a game of telephone!) – and, you may have done that here, since he’s never framed language in the way you mentioned ( ꩜ . ꩜ ;).

Philosophy is a battle against the bewitchment of our intelligence by means of language. r/philosophy discussion

Furthermore, in Tractatus (though he kind of discredited this book later in life), Wittgenstein argues

What can be shown cannot be said

as a weakness of propositional language (vs. e.g. pictorial language) – then, this is yet further against “language being at the center in intelligence”. (Stanford Plato discussion)

Maybe you’re confusing him with someone else? :D

A tangent: On r/interestingasfuck, a post (np link) about Klippenstein’s report was removed in less than an hour, but has continued to skyrocket in upvotes, fueled by comments alone

(As of this comment, first removal complaint was 2 hours ago, but post was made 3 hours ago.)

I thought there was only one impersonation (which was attacked since it didn’t have the quotes that the NYT had extracted from their unreleased copy).

About a possibility of a hoax: Klippenstein has a fairly reputable history of uncovering/reporting on leaks, but this situation is essentially a

Ken: Here’s the document guys.

Other news websites: Looks like Ken has the document!

Follow-up 4 months later.

I had a nested dream, and was able to achieve lucidity in the deepest one (plenty!) thanks to pinching my nose. Thanks for the advice.

That’s because it’s almost always a poor retelling.

When someone talks about their dreams, they’re biased; to them, it’s already profound. But to you, it sounds like a disconnected infodump because, well, it usually is.

I was in an apocalypse, then met Stu, he’s 6 foot 4 and had 730 quadrillion molecules in his body, then Gandhi sold me to Justin Trudeau. Woke up in a cold sweat. (add 200 words of filler)

Is this a testament to the importance of writing skill, or insurmountable bias? I suppose a hobbyist writer would have a better chance at keeping one compelled.

Here’s my favorite example of better dream storytelling: tumblr

Also known as autoantonym (antonym of itself). e.g. “Because of my oversight, my project is finished.”

Did the person make an oversight, i.e. a mistake, and now his project is done for?

Or did the person’s well-adjusted oversight, i.e. management, help complete his project on time?

I rescind my mean comment.

I reserve some wordless music for when my sadness gets critical. That way, they always sound bittersweet without me listening them to death.

• Lourié’s 5 Préludes Fragiles. Makes me feel aware of how easy I am to break at the moment, but also how pretty survivalism through fragility can be.
• Ravel’s Pavane for a Dead Princess. It’s not about a dead princess, just one in the past, but it makes me feel like I’m that princess, rich and sad and stepping around in a bright, cream-beige ballroom. Instead of just solely sad.
• Debussy’s Images. II. Hommage à Rameau. A quiet plaintiveness with occasionally rising energy helps me tend closer to neutrality.
• Stanchinsky’s Prelude in the Lydian Mode. As the n-tuplets get desperate, I get desperate to fix everything. But then the curses stop and we return to a pretty but occasionally sickly quiet. The nonsenses are pinpricks in its floral thoughts.
• Glinka/Balakirev’s The Lark. Reminds me that I’m fluttering, not just floundering.

In any order, but I usually start with the Fragile Preludes (especially the middle few of the set). Lyrical songs are usually for higher energy/mood to me

big-ass dragon.

skate around on hot wheels, zip around the burj khalifa, blend in with humans.

wear a beat-up rag in the desert and save a traveler.

be mysterious at the soup kitchen. but an observant worker notices something’s off.

live through a hundred calamities because eh, humanity will get through it.

smash a wall with my big-ass human-form tail.

eat 1500 drumsticks, sleep 80 hours, then fix the wall bc the landlord’s a nice lady and i don’t want to disquiet her.

the soup kitchen friend is on to me.

big-ass dragon.

Hey guys, gals, and Jofans! It’s ya boy, Jofa, and we’re here with another video about how to use the ping command!

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So, today we’ll be teaching you about ping. But first, I want to apologize for my upload schedule. I’ve been having a lot of trouble lately, my bicycle broke down, I got a papercut, and my wife’s dad’s brother’s dog-walker-in-law crashed my divorce, but that’s a story for another time. Anyway, it’s time to start our… can you believe it? #500 Skill Videos. sips water That’s like a 500th anniversary of skills. Speaking of skills,

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Alright, enough rambling. Here’s how to use the ping command. Ping was invented by bucket makers when they realized dropping a coin in a bucket made a sound. ping… let’s see. Oops, typo. Anyway, that’s what it looks like!

Random shit until 10:00

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Say it with me, boys:

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People who call others cringe can be pretty cringe. Also people who generalize – e.g. via “all people who call others cringe are cringe” – is a cringe. Also people who stay noncommittal, avoiding vulnerability under layers of irony, can be pretty cringe too.

Relevant xkcd.

Antimetaboles, maybe? It’s when you switch two words for poetic effect.

When the goin’ gets tough, the tough get goin’!

It’s fun to sound pseudo-poetic by trying to make one on the fly. Easier than a limerick

In this world, you either have bot aim, or you have aimbot.

It’s better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum

_{Shakespeare was lowbrow too, ok}

NASA: Oh you guys are back early!

Astronaut: Moon’s haunted.

NASA: What?

Astronaut: grabs gun and gets back on ship Moon’s haunted