According to my mom, the calcium off her teeth.

“My dentition was so great, but then you came.”

I’d argue this counts as dog-sitting. The dog is around people in every panel, and actual sitting (i.e. doing nothing else) isn’t required.

“I’m allowed to do this… This place is literally named Chinatown”

Maybe check out Monster Train. That one also landed on Arcade pretty recently.

Hopefully, it sold more on consoles. Otherwise, numbers like this could kill a fledgling studio outright.

Poor child. Imagine that happening to you every two hours.