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Old Nokias are so great, they don’t need battery.

say it’s not the right time of day for donuts

This feels like it’s taken right out of a video game.

It’s wild to think a machine which is built to detect alcohol in your breath is less reliable than a human interpreting the dance of another human. “The breathalyzer showed 0.07 but I let them do the dance and it looked more like a 0.09 to me, so I took them in.”

And for anyone claiming other substances will not show in a breathalyzer but the dancing. That’s what swab tests are for. Collect sample, let chemicals do their thing and decide on wether the indicator turned red or green, with way less interpretation needed than an arbitrary dance.

I’ll save y’all the search an tell you it costs about 950€ plus shipping for a 5 kg behemoth of a keyboard. And plus any tariffs, should you live in freedom land and tariffs are currently applicable.

(* freedom sold separately)

I knew my current, quite cheap doesn’t do it like the one my parents had during my childhood. That one made a way more consistent “cooking sound”.

The upstairs enemy would’ve attacked the player taking this photograph already, so we would know what happened here.

I think endermen cannot teleport onto carpet. Unless the room is three blocks high.

There is no zombie nor spider close by, the environment seems intact. So the only possible confusion is this was the deed of a skeleton.

That was quite the plot twist

They are Sith, they have to deal in absolutes.

Ironically, /usr already stands for “user shared resources”

I wonder what their reasoning for “customer facing job does not deserve living wage” is.

But Aincrad was fucking nice.