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And the era of SMS, where you had 160 letters and had to be creative to push as much information into them to avoid paying for a second SMS.

What a wonderful phrase!

Oh so we’re back at Tony Soprano memes?

Aibohphobia

If it were real, we would have proof the scientists are just fucking with us.

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Wow, we gone full circle here. 2FA (the “protocol”, not the application mentioned in the OP) was conceived to increase security by requiring a second factor (not second secret). So we would need the password (knowledge based authentication) and the code generating hardware (possession based authentication). If we stuff all our 2FA secrets into a web service, we efficiently removed the possession factor of the authentication, making it one where two knowledge factors (password for the thing you want to login to and password for the hosted 2FA storage) are sufficient.

Why would showing the middle finger to the breaker fix the clock?

You forgot the fact that there might be other people using the same computer and they shouldn’t be able to access the others files.

There is one big store here which constantly advertises a set of products in the store. It made not buy the product out of spite (and the fact it’s made by a subsidiary of Nestle, because /c/fucknestle)

Kill the radio or at least all the advertisement over PA. What was wrong with the easy listening music we had in stores?

Bluetooth is nice too since you can use the media controls on the steering wheel. In case your mix contains tracks which aren’t fire. Ok I see where I made the mistake. Aux is sufficient.

Apart from the picture fuckery, who eats peas with french fries?

Old Nokias are so great, they don’t need battery.

say it’s not the right time of day for donuts

This feels like it’s taken right out of a video game.

It’s wild to think a machine which is built to detect alcohol in your breath is less reliable than a human interpreting the dance of another human. “The breathalyzer showed 0.07 but I let them do the dance and it looked more like a 0.09 to me, so I took them in.”

And for anyone claiming other substances will not show in a breathalyzer but the dancing. That’s what swab tests are for. Collect sample, let chemicals do their thing and decide on wether the indicator turned red or green, with way less interpretation needed than an arbitrary dance.

I’ll save y’all the search an tell you it costs about 950€ plus shipping for a 5 kg behemoth of a keyboard. And plus any tariffs, should you live in freedom land and tariffs are currently applicable.

(* freedom sold separately)

I knew my current, quite cheap doesn’t do it like the one my parents had during my childhood. That one made a way more consistent “cooking sound”.

The upstairs enemy would’ve attacked the player taking this photograph already, so we would know what happened here.

I think endermen cannot teleport onto carpet. Unless the room is three blocks high.

There is no zombie nor spider close by, the environment seems intact. So the only possible confusion is this was the deed of a skeleton.