I read somewhere that if you’re cooking dinner and shit falls behind just start sautéing some onion and it will smell so good people will happily wait and be ready to eat when you are ready to serve, 15-30 minutes.

I like how the pigs watermark that shit so we can’t profit off their images of imbeciles.

Praise challah we has you here!

ACAB. Fuck this traitor

Grammatically you have.

I mean, don’t fling us into that thar briar patch.

It’s failing just like real capitalism. Or succeeding I guess…if you’re a sociopath.

I read about this idea before with a tidbit about how because of this your best and worst memories are your least reliable. Cool thought!

Coughs(bullshit)…

Trudat, Comrade.

KD bitches

Both are sandwiches

No, that’s a screenshart. A screenshot is taken by blowing your nose when you have a sinus infection.

See what my Christian God did for you?

Such common knowledge I wasn’t sure it bore mentioning but a solid bet if you can find someone to take it!

Are you doing all the important shit like bathing and working on yourself? I feel this gets overlooked a lot.

I bet there’s a higher prevalence of coprophagia as well.

I gave it on good authority gays love boobs too.

It cat’n?

I would trust him to design a cleaner to get the jizz stains out of the upholstery of the chair in my masturbatorium. I’d also hire him to do it. Under the table and at sub par wages of course. Then, before I paid him, I’d put some sweet baby rays on my balls and see it he wants some real genuine ballskin. And of course he would which would give me the perfect opportunity to extol the Roman Empire and regale him with tales of real men and masculinity. Sweet baby rays baby!