No no no. You don’t get it. The turd is turning into a werewolf mid-shit.

Don’t give me ideas… I love spicy stuff, and it has been a pretty good deterrent in of itself from having my foodstuffs stolen. So two birds with one stone…

amphotericity is some weird shit, so yes. Water also an acid. (100% butchered the translation)

I remember solving something similar using an opaque bottle with “GI supplements, don’t drink” written in sharpie. Especially since the first time it was actually true and they didn’t believe the warning.

My microwave is so old the hum of the transformer is louder than the worn out bell that signals when it’s done. Eventually i’ll pillage the transformer out of another one to keep it going. I refuse to lose the mechanical dials that are on it.

Basically that phone was a continuous hand me down. My dad, a construction worker, bought it for himself, hence the cement mixer. Then, he managed to get a phone plan with insurance, so if it broke at work he wouldn’t have to pay for another phone. And the s5 got handed over to my mom. Where the pasta sauce happened.

Last. It got handed to me. A wee kid that was starting to dabble into the deeper side of IT. And thats were the rooting came from.

That phone is a trooper. And i genuinely miss when phones were not as fragile as tissue paper.

Galaxy s5. That phone fell twice in boiling pasta sauce, survived falling in a cement mixer. And managed to not get corrupted by 13 y.o. me rooting a phone for the fist time. No replacements parts other than a new battery. It still fucking runs.

It’s a logarithmic scale.

Everything the light touches. But not the light itself. Checkmate.

I have a feeling a good chunk of us, Me included, needs to run:

dpkg-reconfigure tzdata

But we all lack root privileges.

Considering that you can stand iniside some of this pipes. Yes.

For a fraction of a second. That rectum had the volumetric flow rate of an oil pipeline.

Looks at the highway i would need to take to reach it Thank you for the suggestion, but i think i’ll stick with the train.

I remember doing something weird with automate to make it work, but i don’t exactly remember what i did. Since it’ been so long.

Little macro running on my phone, that as soon as my smartwatch gets out of range, it locks the screen. Add the ability to format via wasted remotely, and we are set. The only way to disable internet/ actvate airplane mode is to insert the password if the screen is locked. Also I’ve never checked, but if graphene has a dead man’s switch, not even poweing off would keep the data intact.

Percolating

It’s funny when looked sideways, but when looked from the front it’s two distortion filters away from analog horror.

I’d rather switch to the beans.

When you work in hvac and suddenly you become a spy.