nah, I don’t want him to become a martyr. better if he dies from a heart attack on the toilet. 🤷‍♂️

no, trump deserves the Nobel Piece of Shit prize

trump’s fat lazy ass always suggesting shit, tryin’ cause stochastic terrorism 🤦

So jelly 😌

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The proper response to this is to post that meme to even more places. ✊

JUST THE TIP!!

is our widdle big boy in chief throwing a tantrum? someone needs to hand him a juicebox and a lunchable.

Netanyahu must have some really good kompromat on trump thru Epstein.

good to know that hamas isn’t ableist

/s

Yup, if our bodies were designed better, we’d have a separate pipe that goes to our lungs and another going to our stomach, so we wouldn’t choke and die that easily. 🤦‍♂️

Yeah, if the gov and corpos are gathering intel on us, we should do the same to them and warn each other of possible threats. 😤

wow, didn’t expect that from france. I thought they, of all countries, would be less prudish than Texas about porn. 😬

If trump always chickens out, might it also be appropriate to call him Orange Chicken? 🤭

Edit: someone already mentioned orange chicken

Please stop making fun of trump, he gonna ban tacos!!!

elon is the dumbest “genius” ever 🤦‍♂️

I mean… what could go wrong? spoiler: EVERYTHING

oh gawd, that. glad I didn’t pull over near an acorn tree 😬

I was driving home from LA with a friend. While on the freeway, in the middle of nowhere, and no cars near us, we hear a noise like a hand knocking on the driver side backseat window. There was only the two of us sitting in the front, and there was nothing in the back seats. We confirmed with each other that we both heard the noise, and that it was strange. I was very curious, and it was daytime, so I pulled over to the side to check things out. Nothing. Even a highway patrol officer stop by to check up on us. (Don’t worry, we didn’t get shot, even though we were non-white, it was a less divided time back then).

To this day, I cannot even imagine what could have made that knocking sound on the window. 😬

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nice pic but also, it looks like something from Elden Ring 😛