And I don’t know how to link properly, fun!

Thank you for the picture because I was thinking about the [Hamburger jail](mcdonalds hamburger jail)

Never-Iron Brigade checking in and reporting for… Not ironing!

It’s from the movie Anchorman with Will Ferrell, it’s his pickup line on a date.

https://youtu.be/8AIwaSD9Sco

Can confirm about the Caspar Babypants bangers, and would also like to add Secret Agent 23 Skidoo for totally amazing kidhop, his daughter even raps with him.

Toothpaste can work sometimes too.

Hit up your local, or even not local libraries! We’re chill, accepting and we have more than just books. There’s a whole library of things you can borrow: movies, games, puzzles, game systems, metal detectors, power tools etc. I’m in a small town and even we have free events all the time, for all ages. We’re also really open to suggestions, so if you don’t see something you like, just ask!

New fave Christmas jam - Megan Trainor feat. Earth, Wind and Fire - Holidays

All time fave - Dominick the Donkey

Please never again - Mariah Carey anything.

In Massachusetts it is state law that a child care center/home/facility call parents if a scheduled child is late being dropped off. For this reason I think it’s a great regulation.

A…fleshy?!

They are a robust subculture, Woop Woop! There is lots of interesting info on this group online, although I’m not able to link atm, sorry!

Specify if comic sans! You got me!

You really did get used to it in the sense that I don’t remember it making me sick to be around it(my parents, aunt and grandma all smoked around me from birth to about 14 when I was diagnosed with asthma). But now if I’m around any cigarette smoke at all I’m sick for at least a week (congestion, cough, sinus shit) and I don’t know how I rode in a car as a child with 4 adults ripping butts. Disgusting.

Background-sleep-noise people unite! I have a sound app that has tons of options, like boiling mud is a choice, but no star trek warp core! What a missed opportunity, I wonder if I would prefer it to the"red noise" option I use 🤔

I’m late to the party but thought I’d share anyway…

Five Captains Logs!

So maybe start with three dozen tribbles, but as the 12 days progress, the tribbles increase, 4 hundred tribbles, 5 thousand tribbles, 6 million tribbles, and something else has to replace the prior tribble day? I don’t know but it’s cracking me up!

How’s about three trombone solos?

That old dude is throwing Cotton Hill vibes all day!

I have standards! (Also limited font choices).